What Made Milwaukee Famous

Well, the results are in, and it appears, surprisingly enough, that Milwaukee is the drunkest city in America.

Despite my best efforts, San Francisco barely squeaked into the top twenty. More shocking still is that even with the dozens of cases of Smirnoff Ice consumed each month by my Russian pal Boris, New York only managed number 32.

Boris, a word of advice: As Dorothy Parker once told her husband, "You don't want to become the town drunk, Eddie. Not in Manhattan."