Meth, Boytoys in The White House?

The left was upset, and rightfully so, with John Kerry last week when he landed his goofy ass on national TV sticking his foot back where he kept it most of the 2004 campaign, thus breaking the string of 87 straight Republican missteps without a single Democratic distraction.

But with the way that the GOP's family values have been coming home to roost lately, it couldn't last. This week, yet another sweaty, teeth-gnashing sex scandal on the right, with evangelical Ted Haggard admitting to buying crystal meth (but not actually taking it) and getting 'massages' from a male prostitute.

As Think Progress reports, our President and/or his aides have met with Haggard on a weekly basis, and he was reputed to be very tight with Bush. Haggard himself has said "I’m a right-wing religious conservative...I joke that the only disagreement I have with George Bush is on what type of truck to drive.”

So does that mean we can conclude that GW also enjoys massages from working men and likes to get a little tweaked every once in a while? Well, we know he used to be into the coke, how much of a stretch would it be to move on to crystal? And someone in The White House was giving Jeff Gannon a daily press pass, was there more to the story than his softball questions in the press room?

Are the rest of us finally getting clued in on what it means to be 'born again'?