Bush a Wind-Up Doll?

The crack research staff here at The Bossman Cometh have finally solved the mystery of the Bush bulge. Using frame-by-frame playback (Thanks Tivo!), we were able to make out a shadowy figure (with an eerie resemblance to Karen Hughes) creeping up behind Bush exactly thirty minutes into the debate at which point he/she appeared to twist a small metal mechanism on the President's back, leading to the following answer to a question on abortion:

"I think it's important to promote a culture of life, I think a hospitable society is a society where every being counts, every person matters. I believe the ideal world is one in which every child is protected in law and welcomed to life. I understand there is great differences on this issue of abortion, but I believe reasonable people can come together and put good law in place that will help reduce the number of abortions. Take for example the ban on partial birth abortion. It's a brutal practice. People from both political parties came together in the halls of Congress and voted overwhelmingly to ban that practice. It made a lot of sense. My opponent, in that he's out of the mainstream, voted against that law. What I'm saying is as we promote life and promote a culture of life, surely there are ways that we can work together to reduce the number of abortions."
--Third Presidential Debate, Oct. 13, 2004

This rousing answer harkens us back to the good old days...last week.

"This is an issue that divides America, but certainly reasonable people can agree on how to reduce abortions in America. I signed the partial-birth -- the ban on partial-birth abortion. It's a brutal practice. It's one way to help reduce abortions. My opponent voted against the ban...These are reasonable ways to help promote a culture of life in America. I think it is a worthy goal in America to have every child protected by law and welcomed in life... Culture of life is really important for a country to have if it's going to be a hospitable society."
-- Second Presidential Debate, Oct. 8, 2004

Watch from the comfort of your living room as your irrepressible Bush doll recites up to seven phrases on one winding! Not only that, he smirks, blinks, winks and walks with a genuine Texas swagger!

Wind Bush up and sit back as he repeats some of your favorite catchphrases!

'(It's important) to promote a culture of life.'
'Partial birth abortion -- it's a brutal practice.'
'Have every child protected by law and welcomed in life.'

Don't forget to upgrade to the new, ultra-conservative Bush doll on Nov. 2! The new model comes with extra swagger since he no longer has to acknowledge the American voter!